January 2010
5 posts
HurtRocker
She can still remember his dimple. That’s what she’s doing right now—kind of. To be exact, she’s trying to remember if she’s ever met a skinny person with a dimple. Her spirit tells her that MOSTLY skinny people have dimples (not that the majority of skinny people have them—but that most dimpled people are also skinny). The point is that his dimple only showed...
December 2009
3 posts
ZangBots
It’s like infinity below right now.
I had a purple and striped sandwich that was deliciouser than the goodyear blimp.
I mended the family picnic blanket, so it’s all ready for when it’s NOT
infinity below.
Also been looking into golden fish for the tank on my desk.
I just have to make it stop smelling like pennies, you know?
After that, we’ll be ready for regular,...
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I hurry across the street. My head is down.
I need a haircut.
I’m thinking about how little I’m worth.
I’m wondering what I can buy to make me feel better.
I think about how ugly I am.
I probably have a double chin under my beard.
Clothes that were once too big, fit me now.
I don’t make enough money.
My sunglasses only cost nine dollars.
My car is almost as old as...